Bertn's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Divine Intervention pt. 1]

Kill all the demons!

I love it! This is the best shooting game of Newgrounds! Even better then Alien Homnid! Very good, very good! First I wonna say that this game looks a little bit like the Pl*yst*stion game "D*vil M*y Cry" or the al console game "R*sident *vil". This game is not so good like that games but that’s normal, Hein...
And now the evaluation:

-Graphics: Very good, but when you look into the shop’s you can see placates with words on but you can see that the placates are just are a copy from a picture… But the drawings are very good and the moving objects and zombies are funny to. A 9/10!

-Style: A 10/10! I like the Kill the Demons/zombies style! Very cool style you used for choosing a priest as “The Killer of al Demons/Zombies”! It is really my style! So a 10/10!

-Sound: A 9/10 for sound, very good music, funny music effects. Nothing more to say about! 9/10

-Violence: A 10/10! Very good violence! Killing zombies/demons with a priest is SUPER!
Much blood, much shooting, much VIOLENCE! 10/10!!!

-Interactivity: A 9/10. You just can jump, move forward and shoot. But it is enough to make a good game. So because of that a 9/10!

-Humor: Only a 6/10 because this is not a humor game but violence game. But shooting zombies/demons with a priest is funny so because of that not a 0/10 but a 6/10!

-Overall: A 9/10. This is a very good game and everything I had to say is standing above this so… Congratulations! And good luck with your next game!

-Bertn-

[Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!]

W0W! Very well done!

This is a very good game, with very funny characters, very well done! But I will directly start with the evaluation:

-Graphics: A 9/10 for graphics although you have used the "Pixel" style, but I now you did it on prepuce so because of that a 9/10!

-Style: A 9/10 for style because I like the "Pixel" style of the game. I also like the funny genre you used for making the game, a funny character, but much blood and violence! Very well done! 9/10.

-Sound: WoW! Very good! Good music, funny sound affects and many sound effects! Incredible! So I had to give a 10/10 for music!

-Violence: Also a 10/10, it is a fight game so it needs much violence and there is much violence, much blood a much enemy's with much weapons. So also much points for this, a 10/10!

-Interactivity: This time not a 10/10 but again a 9/10. The game only used five buttons and normally in a real game you can use more then eight buttons. But I have given a 9/10 because you have made a good game with much to do. The level with al the Bleu and Red guy's is very funny and I like it very much to control the dragon! Very well done so I have given a 9/10 for Interactivity!

-Humor: Again a 10/10! Very good humor! Killing the PowerPuf Girls with a funny monster made me laugh! It is also funny that the PowerPuf Girls are this time the bad persons and Domo-Kun not... Very funny so AGAIN a 10/10!

-Overall: Much to do and much to see, very funny and not boring, but there are some faults/bugs in the game:
-Sometimes the enemy’s are to strong and sometimes the enemy’s are to weak... That could be better...
-At the start you have to slam the PowerPuf Girls with your stick, but sometimes it is impossible to reach them and then you get a shock...
-In Level 2 you need to defeat an Iron Dragon, but sometimes it is also impossible to avoid him...
That are al the LITLE bugs in the game, so it is a very good game and because of that a 9/10.
Very well done and good Luke in further projects!

-Bertn-

[Newgrounds SIM v 1.2]

Super! 0MFG! Afro-Ninja: You RLZ!

And now we stop with saying SpAm things (See Title '-_- =P) and start with the real work! I will start directly with the evaluation:

-Graphics: A10/10 because this are very good graphics, Butiful arts and wonderful "Faked" pics of Newgrounds! The first time I played this I was just 10 years old, I thought that when you made an account on this game you had an account in real because it looked so REAL! And I have played until I had everything! So now I'm "Mod" from Newgrounds... =p '-_-

-Style: Very good. You really have my style! Nothing to say about, just that it is more worth then a 10/10!

-Sound: The music is a little bit boring but it goes together with the game so I gave it a 9/10!

-Violence: There is no violence but I have given a 5/10 because blaming a movie can belong to violence... ('-_-)

-Interactivity: Only a seven for Interactivity because clicking on a button and then watch a funny movie is not much... Do that 5 times and click on another button to go asleep and start over again... But because you can save it you wonna do further with it. =p =D

-Humor: An 8/10 for Humor because it is funny for "Faking" Newgrounds... It also made me laugh when Tom Fulp came to say to me that I was also an Admin... =p

-Overall: An 8/10 for overall because there have to be a little more violence and more thing to do except clicking on buttons and wait and see. =p But the Graphics are good, I like the style, The music can be a little better but it is also good and somme things are funny. It is a very good game, I liked it! Good luck in further projects!

-Bertn-

[Interactive Buddy v.1.01]

Need better graphics!

This game is a very good game with very good AS. But the graphics must be better. (See further this review =P) This game also is not working with Flash Player 9... There is something wrong with the AS. It is a very good game and I can’t wait until the second version! And now the evaluation:

-Graphics: MUST be much better! The graphics are bad! I have given a 5 because your drawings are very good. But with photos and the buddy you can see the pixels! So: For version 2, make BETTER graphics!

-Style: A 9 for style. You hate Bush and I hate Bush so...
I don’t have given a 9 because I don’t like the "Pixel" style you use. It is butifuller when you draw the head of Bush then that you use a picture of it. And you have used the picture! '-_- So because of that a 9/10

-Sound: The sound of explosions and other things are very good. When you use a Radio you have funny music coming out of it. So because of that a 10/10

-Violence: Killing the MSN buddy or Bush is violence it self! If I could I gave an 11/10 for violence but you can’t choose 11 so I have gave a 10/10!

-Interactivity: It is an!!Interactive!! Buddy game so it is normal that there is much interactivity... '-_- A 10/10

-Humor: Killing bush or other famous persons is super! It's sot funny!
So I think that it is normal that I give also a 10/10 for humer!

Overall: A 9/10 for Overall. It because of the BAD graphics I didn’t gave a 10/10. If you make better graphics in the second one you can have a 10/10 from me, so good Luke!

-Bertn-

[Punk-o-matic]

OMG! BeSt gAmE EvEr! I lOvE iT!

This is one of the best game's ever! I dont now how you did this?
To Evil-Dog: You are the best game and music maker of Newgrounds, But how do you do that? You are an expert in Flash and AS and an expert in making Punk music! You are realy incredibel!

But I wil get started over the game:

-Graphics: Super good! Nothing to say abaut. 10/10

-Style: I love the PuNk style and I love the style you use of drawing and animating. So also a 10/10!

-Sound: OMFG! Better then the Sex Pistols! You are super! Again a 10/10!

-Violence: There is not much violence, but thats not realy necesery in a game like this. But I have gave an 8/10 because PuNk=Violence!

-Interactivity: You can do so much! You have three musicans and every musican have more then 9 options! AGAIN a 10/10!

-Humor: Verry good. The "Dude" movie is super funny. Its incredibel but I had to give again a 10/10

-Overall: I had to gave a 10/10 to this movie! Normaly I never give a 10/10 but for this game I did! Verry well done Evil-Dog and good luke in further projects!

-Bertn-

PS: Here is my code =p:

92---43-50---1--4-1--0-----3--2--1230-1-15-55--------------
314-21-9------------------c-2-32-4-0----23-5030----5-3122231
001-0-3-3-132123456789abc22--4--c------------------a--21---5
0---1--4-1--0-----3--2--1230-2-23--4--------------323-222a--
----------------

Its not verry long but it is good! =p

[Ball Kickup =D Xtreme]

Bill Gates VS The Mona Lisa! =p

Wow o_0
Wonderful, Realy the best kick up game I have ever playd! I love the backgrounds and the diferent cursors. The best cursor is the hand that boxing. =p And wenh there is a background and wenh you chose the hand cursor it is like a 'Kil Bill Gates Game' or a 'Kill Einstein Game'! o_0
And now wy I give a ? To ?:
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-Graphics: An 8 for graphics because the backgrounds and the bals are realy good graphics. I also liked the cursors.
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-Style: A 9 for syile because I realy love the Kick Up style! The bals are verry good. (How do you come at Pics like that?) The cursors are also a Funny style because wenh you chose the hand cursor every time you klick you here a 'Bounch'. There is another cursor that is moving hole the time... Verry difficult to kick the bal like that=p
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-Sound: Super! Like I have sayd before of the hand, and the music is verry good to. Conratulations to Flash Kit users! I like the Rock loop and the techno beat is verry funny.
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Violence: And here I am again with that F*cking hand: Wenh you use a backgound and chose that hand it is like a fight game (I have sayd this before at the begining '-_-)
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-Interactivity: There is realy much to do in this game. It is much better then you other games like 'The NG Gallery' And 'Winzows BETA'! With much buttons and a gravety changer is this the best Kick Up Game I have ever playd before! Verry wel done!
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-Humor: Verry good. Using Bill Gates and other famous persons as background and using funny cursors it realy made me lauch! There are also some funny beats into it and the 'Levels' are funny to. Overall: The humor is SUPER!

-Bertn-

Zerobeam responds:

'-_- lol, nice review!

[Winzows BETA]

Could be better...

Hey ZeroBeam! =p
I have some comments on the game WE have made:

-Graphics: Maybe you have to make some other graphics. The graphics now are a litlebit... I dont now how to say! =p But I think it is better that you use graphics like the REAL graphics from Windows. The graphics now are drawt by you but maybe it is better if you look at internet for some icons. But I have gave an 8 because you nog can see the pixels or somthing else! =D
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-Style: An 8 for style and I do^ not realy have a comment for this maybe you must look above ^ =p
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-Sound: I have gave a 5 for sound because wenh you start you hear a Windows sound and wenh you klick on 'Kill You Computer' you hear at the end Mario saying: Hey you verry good, See you next time. Thats al the sounds I have heard so because of that only a 5.
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-Violence: A 4 for violence because there is not much violence. The 'Buddy' and at the end Mario that "Kils" you computer. =p
But is that violence? I dont now...
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-Interactivity: An 7 for interactivity because the only things you can do is klicking on buttons... But there is muchs to klick on but I hope you wil make in the not BETA one more things to do in the files because there are not much things to do. (Nothing '-_-)
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-Humor: A 7 for humor because the button for 'Kil your computer' and the buddy and the Spartan horses are realy funny. But onther wise there is not much to do and to see...

-Bertn-

Zerobeam responds:

'-_- lol, nice review!